Vampirism

Did you know vampires truly roam the earth, hunting for victims to drain? I can attest to this fact, as I've slowly been drained over the past few months. The docs began with some tests that required four, count them, four vials of blood. This was followed by more tests that required another four vials. The following week another vial and this week another. At this point, I'm beginning to question what they're doing with all that blood. Not only are they draining me of my blood and patience, but now I've received the bill. Wowza! Now they're draining me of my money as well. Truly, if I didn't feel so crappy and had hopes after the past few months of getting better, I'd quit going to the doc. And of course, they shave another grand plan for me. The docs want to strap me down so they can run further tests. This should be fun as I'm claustrophobic and bondage doesn't appeal to me.